They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
I'm stayin' in a hotel right now, there's no 13th floor because of superstition. But c'mon man the people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. Gotta go.
I bought a new laptop and a wireless router recently, used the laptop for about an hour before it got really hot and turned off. On the bottom it said 'ONLY USE ON HARD SURFACES', so I went out and bought playboy.
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one fucking complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch.